SuperZero

1. I've been to prison.
2. I drink too much.
3. I have a reputation for being a slut.
4. I attract the wrong kinda guys.
5. I like violence.
6. I used to be poor.
7. I make terrible fucking decisions.
8. I never finished high school.
9. I died young.
10. I'm going to hell.

I'm
no
different
than
you
anymore
because
God
hates
me.

#1. Angel's better than you.
#2. Killing you is the best thing I've ever done and I'd give my slayer powers up ten times over just for that satisfaction.
#3. She doesn't need you. She never needed you.
#4. I won.
#5. Enjoy sucking demon dick in hell.
#6. I never got off on any of it. But I know you did.
#7. Spike's better than you are.
#8. Getting you delivered to my desk was the worst present I've ever gotten and trust me, you've got some heavy competition.
#9. Angel's prettier than you are too.
#10. See you in hell.

( Um. )

1. I'm the Vice President of LA's division of Wolfram & Hart.
2. My best friend Angel is the CEO. He's also a vampire and my roommate.
3. I used to be a vampire slayer, but I'm not anymore
4. I've been to hell. Literally.
5. My girlfriend Fred is a vampire, but she wasn't when we first started dating.
6. She lives with another vampire named Spike who is also uh.... a really good friend of ours. Really good.
7. I'm twenty two years old.
8. I have a dog named Mandy. He's a boy.
9. I've been to a Barry Manilow concert.
10. My friend Connor killed me. Because I killed Angel. Because he killed Fred.

Ten things you find desirable about your partner

1. She's so hot she even makes nerd look sexy.
2. She's wicked smart.
3. She doesn't put up with my bullshit.
4. She has a high sex drive.
5. She's kinky.
6. She has the best smile.
7. Those legs.
8. She can usually make me feel better when I get in one of my moods.
9. She can kick your ass.
10. She's sweet.

1. He's hot.
2. He's always up for messin' around.
3. Those abs.
4. He's pretty much the biggest badass I know.
5. It's to fun to get him all riled up.
6. He likes his Jack Daniels straight up.
7. He takes care of Fred when I can't.
8. Nice dimples.
9. He's loyal. He stuck by me when no one else would.
10. He always plays it straight.

( Stolen from Fred )

What makes you jealous?

Rich, gay guys who are trying to seduce my girlfriend over the internet.